sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

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EYEBROWS ON FLEEK... DA FUCK?
Ariana Grande

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screamingiminlovewithyou:

ofbeinghonests:

taylorswiftordie13:

In all seriousness I hope Taylor likes it on tumblr. We are all such passionate and loving fans. This is a family and she should experience it.

we’re also fucking crazy

I think “on the brink of being admitted into an asylum that’s isolated from the general population” is a better way to describe us


Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
Person: laughs
Me: I am the worst human being alive
Me: I stole that
Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
Me: I should never speak again

onigiri85:

:(

(via sniffing)



this is my new favorite twitter account

this is my new favorite twitter account

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bubonickitten:

image

the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

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officialunitedstates:

you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you

a)  power through and continue brushing
b)  wash your mouth out
c)  go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty

(via breakingbag)


relush:

I hate going to school because i always see people from school there

(via writeourownstoryline)


the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

(via sniffing)